TONY IOMMI, BILL WARD ANNOUNCE MYTHOLOHY REUINON!
Sabbath precursor to "Get back to our rock roots!"

     In a stunning move sure to bring the retro trend to
new highs and lows, Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi
and original drummer Bill Ward have announced plans to
reform their pre-Polka Tulk/pre-Earth/pre-Black Sabbath
band Mythology.
     "We're really gonna get back to our rock roots with
this band!" Frontman Chris Smith told The Cut Out Bin,
on condition of anynomity to avoid repeating Dave Donato's
blunder of '84.
     Bassist Neil Marshall said, "No, unfortunately I'm not
related to Metal Church's John Marshall."
     "...And our blues roots too." Smith added.  "We'll
also be getting in touch with our improvrished youths with
a couple of rap tracks.  Word up, muthafuckaaaaa!"
     Sharon Osbourne told Cut Out Bin Editor in Chief T.J.
Swoboda that he's had too much access to members of Black
Sabbath of late, so Iommi and Ward couldn't be reached for
comment.

Chris Smith (Vocals - Left)
Tony Iommi (Lead Guitar - Top)
Neil Marshall (Bass Guitar - Bottom)
Bill Ward (Drums - Right)

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